Coffee is My Life Blood
- EMB
- Jun 21, 2019
- 2 min read
Updated: Sep 12, 2020
Coffee is my life blood, as I sit here writing this, I am suffering from the dreaded coffee jitters. How did this happen? Where did I go wrong? Let us start from the beginning of this story.
So usually on Fridays I go to one of three places to get myself a special form of fufu coffee. Either Starbucks, Caffiend (No longer a coffee shop) or McDonalds! Depending on how much cash I have or what the deals are. So, I didn't go to bed until midnight this morning and needed to be up at 530 to take my husband to work. I knew for a fact that I needed the go-go juice to perform any adulting and parental supervision today- we are leaving for California in a week and I need shit done- so I went to McDondon's (McDonalds) to get myself a large Frappuccino with 3 shot of espresso. This is a normal thing for me. Usually, the caffeine does not cause this bad of an effect. Coffee is a normal 'breakfast' for me due to the inability of having a morning appetite. I drink coffee it is my soul.
Normally when I do get the rare shakes, I drink some water or force food into my gullet. Instead today I looked up what to do when you have consumed too much coffee. I came across an article on myths and tricks and apparently water does jack squat, so consuming food or exercising is the alternative to rolling with the caffeine rush. I am currently just rolling with the rush because as I said I have adulting to do! I have to do the following today:
1. Call my old high school for my sisters’ transcripts
2. Call the DMV to see what I need to get my sisters state ID
3. Go get peonies from my aunt and uncles
4. transplant sed peonies into my yard
5. attempt to get my sisters ID
6. Clean my house
7. Do homework
8. Edit videos
9. blah
10. blah
11. blah
That is quite a bit of work that needs to be done. Oh, how I wish my Fridays consisted of me sitting on the couch and binge watch Netflix or Hulu. Sadly, today is not that day!
What I plan on doing to get over these stupid jitters is get shit done! I have no time for anything else and currently I am not hungry! So, I guess the best thing and advice I can give if you get yourself into my situation is to NOT CONSUME SO MUCH CAFFIENE that you can hear colors!
Have a nerdtastic day!

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